Baby Etiquette

I thought it would be fun to write a post on baby etiquette. You know, similar to the Emily Post books, but not really. 🙂
DH and I were sitting at the table eating breakfast this morning and he mentioned writing a book on baby etiquette (jokingly) and of course I thought BLOG POST!

Baby Etiquette-Eating
  1. Always have the dog lick your food before you eat it.
  2. To ask for more food, point and shout loudly at food items.
  3. To alert your caretaker that you are finished eating start throwing food on the floor and wave your hands vigorously.
  4. Rock your highchair back and forth to move across the kitchen floor.
  5. Toss your sippy cup or bottle at animals and people as they pass through the kitchen.
  6. Always massage food bits into your hair.
  7. Always feed the dog. Very similar to sharing…for example, one piece of food for the dog and one for you.
  8. Make raspberries with your tongue with food in your mouth. 
  9. Be certain to apply as much food as possible to your face and body so that you will require bathing after a meal. 
  10. Lastly, always poop your pants during dinner. 
Please feel free to share any baby etiquette that you have in your household! 

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About Candice

Candice is a mom of three under 5. Originally from the smallest state of Rhode Island, now living in Connecticut. From working gal to stay-at-home mom, she is walking the path of the Modern Mom.


  1. Wow. Has my child been to your house,too? Great Post!

  2. aww haha this had me chuckling. It makes you wonder what is going through their cute little heads when they do these things 🙂

  3. Oh my goodness! This is freaken hysterical!! I cant wait to meet you- we seem so much alike!

  4. Very funny! Applies to all babies! What's DH stand for?

  5. I'm visiting here from the Favorite Friday Hop…glad I came. This post was SO funny…and TRUE!
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  6. That picture cracks me up! So good to meet you! I am loving your blog! Can't wait to read more!
    ♥ Kyna

  7. OMGoogness! I can barely type from laughing! YOU ARE SO FUUNY! I am definitely “liking” this page on stumble upon…thank you for joining our “super sunday stumble”. (I will still be laughing at this for days)

    jenny at dapperhouse

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